Source: College Envy
Caffeine in the morning is more important than my dignity.
“I got up at six a.m. after a fraternity date function and started to walk home. This creepy guy followed me until I was two blocks from my street and then went right in front of me with his pants unzipped and claimed he had a gun. Thankfully I wore wedges and not stilettos the night before, so I ran in the opposite direction and called campus safety, but they never found him.”